Win a heated towel rack valued at $400

Here’s a contest for a heated towel rack. As perfectly normal people often do, I wrote a blues song about it:

We…elll, my steak is in the freezer,
My stove is gettin’ HOT,
Everything’s at the right temperature,
BUT one thing is NOT.

I got those room-temperature towel blues, baby
Devil’s glee in my bathroom.
I got those room-temperature towel blues, baby,
Terrycloth, lukewarm gloom.
If I can get me a towel warmer, mama,
Gonna spell that devil’s doom.

Entry Frequency: single
Not open to: QC